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Dre Demotivational Poster


MIND READER - ...how does he know, how does he KNOW?!?!?


TAGS: mindreading prediction
Rating: 4.16/5

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tomyironmane - July 24, 2013, 3:41 pm
YOU! YOU! SWEET JESUS H. TAPDANCING CHRIST! YOU! NOT "U!" AARGH!
shamurai69 - June 29, 2012, 6:06 am
Ha!


TRANQUILIZER DARTS - When time outs aren't doing the trick.


TAGS: kids children sleeping
Rating: 4.88/5

More motifakes by heathentod

pzykosiz - October 18, 2010, 1:11 am
isn't Elmo nice, he's about to draw a picture on her back
GeorgiZhukov - October 18, 2010, 1:10 am
Looks like my daughter after Christmas. This is 5 defiantly.
Budog - October 18, 2010, 12:55 am
I could of used some of those last night for my Granddaughter...
Mr. Shiny - October 12, 2010, 7:12 pm
lol 5 darts!
Chef - May 13, 2010, 6:43 pm
Awesome! 5Ls... is elmo taking the dart out or pushing it in?
MO - May 13, 2010, 9:16 am
apporves.....that's french for really amsome!
MO - May 13, 2010, 8:55 am
Now this is some funny stuff!! Elmo apporves!!


WHEN YOU WISH - Upon a star you're actually a few million years late That star is already dead Like your dreams


TAGS: wish star dreams
Rating: 4.17/5

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twill1962 - January 9, 2013, 9:26 am
Proxima Centauri is a mere FOUR light years away, meaning that its light is only four years old. Also, most of the stars we see are in this galaxy, which means the farthest ones are onle 100,000 light years away. You science is an epic fail. 2L.
Valek - March 23, 2012, 3:44 am
When you gaze upon the stars, you are actually looking back in time.
LLmayhem - March 19, 2012, 3:20 am
A-the universe is 14.something billion years old. 2-depends on the star
Derek - March 18, 2012, 6:47 pm
Geez, when is someone going point out that most stars last Billions of years?
maoworks2 - March 18, 2012, 7:34 am
Excellent Stuff 5L
GaryO - March 17, 2012, 9:42 pm
Oh, I love thi5! WOOF!
axe11154 - March 17, 2012, 8:05 pm
lol sent this to a friend back at home


SINKHOLES - Hey, just think. This could happen to your house tonight. Sweet dreams, everyone.




Ye Olde Redneck Dreamcatcher -


TAGS: dreamcatcher
Rating: 4.73/5

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lgvernon - August 13, 2013, 7:50 pm

I bet with granny panties you'd wake up and find oatmeal cookies under your pillow.
Greybeard - August 13, 2013, 12:24 am
Ha Ha Ha. Absolutely great.
curlyrocks - August 12, 2013, 7:16 pm
My Ex makes actual dream catchers, she would KILL ME if I had one of those. I'll take 6.


C H I L D R E N - You spend the first year of their lives telling them to stand up and talk and the following 17 years telling them to sit down and shut up.


TAGS: children teenagers standing talking
Rating: 4.41/5

More motifakes by Uthon

Uthon - April 17, 2012, 2:48 am
Read it on a magnet.
dy2012 - April 16, 2012, 3:15 pm
http://www.ebaumsworld.com/jokes/read/80831060/ #3


ECOLOGY -




A SHORT SKIRT IS NOT ALWAYS ENOUGH - to get a boy's attention


TAGS: children
Rating: 4.68/5

More motifakes by SunnyDay

GreyScorpion - December 19, 2010, 7:44 pm
his he-man-woman-haters card just got revoked. always liked this pic, my twist on it was 91238.
CANADA - December 16, 2010, 10:27 pm
great use for that pic!


MILITARY BRATS -


TAGS: military children
Rating: 4.68/5

More motifakes by Airman

fordfjord - October 25, 2012, 12:00 pm
Amen, Airman. I hit 13 schools by the end of 12th grade, and as much as it sucked, I am darn proud of what both my parents did for our country.
TaleSpinr - June 9, 2011, 11:20 pm
Isn't that the truth! I tell people that foster children go to less schools that I did. Thanks for the validation heheh


DEAR CHILDREN - When you look under your bed, what exactly are you planning to do when you find me ?


TAGS: dear children monster under bed
Rating: 4.88/5

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Nissta - March 4, 2012, 8:10 pm
When I was young it would've been smack you in the teeth with me Action Men!! Team work beats the boogy man


Untying The Knots -


TAGS: ptsd military army dreams nightmares
Rating: 5/5

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Greybeard - August 28, 2014, 10:43 pm
Thank you. :)
MissPriss - August 28, 2014, 10:11 pm
I didn't know there were anything other kind. 5L Grey
Sho - August 28, 2014, 6:29 pm
indeed 5L


AWESOMENESS - There are signs




PATRICIA STAR - A perfect example of cartoon crossdressing.




HOORAY!! - I'm another year closer to being as dead as my dreams. Want some cake?


TAGS: birthday dreams dead sad depressed
Rating: 4.8/5

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Verdeckt - August 17, 2011, 8:59 am
The cake is a lie. Welcome to the site


IT SCARES ME THAT I WANT KIDS SOMEDAY -




SPACE CHILDREN - It's sad when they get deported.


TAGS: humor children space alien
Rating: 1.88/5

More motifakes by Motifake Wit Liberation F

RONSART - February 23, 2009, 5:03 pm
It,s Doris Nights kid.
Mark - February 23, 2009, 4:55 pm
Hey...I've seen this kid some place before!
Arrogant Knight - January 8, 2009, 3:22 pm
I don't know why... But this picture really really scares me.
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - January 8, 2009, 12:21 pm
No, just an old magazine illustration I found of a kid who wants to wear his toy space helmet on an airplane. It just looked like he was being led away.
yanda - January 8, 2009, 12:17 pm
Is this ender's game?
Roamer - September 2, 2008, 11:01 pm
Immigration enforcement: deporting aliens and preventing "alien" discovery.
Agamemnon - July 14, 2008, 11:00 pm
Solid picture. Very bizaare.


WHEN YOU WISH UPON A STAR -


TAGS: jimin cricket dreams
Rating: 4.91/5

More motifakes by Reality Lord

tellitlikeitis - February 19, 2012, 6:36 pm
This is great RL. So very depressing.
Rick69 - February 19, 2012, 5:39 pm
Cheers, RL. . . Just go ahead & shatter my dreams. . . Thank5 XD


COSPLAY - Holy CRAP! MY EYES!




MIDLIFE - Welcome to a world of new adventures


TAGS: midlife prostate exam dre glove
Rating: 4.95/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - December 16, 2013, 3:26 pm
I can 5how you the world, shining shimmering splendid.
rerun - May 28, 2011, 11:15 pm

That is the good news, the bad news is you play "catcher".
5150monkeylove - May 28, 2011, 8:03 pm
you mean to tell me I get assplay for the price of a co-pay? Count me in! 5grunts
Master - May 28, 2011, 9:16 am
Oh, it’s an adventure, all right! :-( An adventure somewhere I would rather not go!
Greeny - May 27, 2011, 9:39 pm
Dr Jellyfinger isn't exactly my idea of an adventure
rerun - May 27, 2011, 8:44 pm

I hink we will just have to take you at your word on this.
rnbw00 - May 27, 2011, 8:36 pm
Actually, that feels rather good, if done right (can you say prostate massage?)
Airman - May 27, 2011, 2:01 pm
**shudders
briantoo - May 27, 2011, 12:35 pm
Thanks, crankyhead!
crankyhead - May 27, 2011, 11:34 am
great first poster =)


RUN FOR YOUR LIVES, - IT'S BRAD AND ANGELINA!!


TAGS: adoption kidnapp angelina children
Rating: 4.59/5

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lgvernon - March 12, 2012, 5:43 pm

And they shall forever after be know as 'The Gatherers'. LAWLED loud enough to scare the dogs. 5L!!~


LITTLE WOLFGANG - Never lived that dark day down when Mommy thought it would be cute to dress him up


TAGS: dog doggie dress up laugh laughing
Rating: 3.38/5

More motifakes by Koradan

Alexis.Chu - September 11, 2009, 5:23 am
roflmao I love this one ! 5L
BoneCD - September 9, 2009, 10:32 pm
Poor little wolfe. 5 wiener dog shorties from me


MORE CHILDREN -


TAGS: children parenting
Rating: 4.98/5

More motifakes by Airman

Yorick - September 3, 2012, 9:22 am
Sure enough. And there's no free safety.


CHILDREN - While we try to teach our children all about life, they teach us what life is all about


TAGS: children teach life
Rating: 4.29/5

More motifakes by KylieM

mariand - February 1, 2012, 6:50 pm
happens... that thing which was fast... :))
KylieM - February 1, 2012, 6:01 pm
who is RL ? and what happens also to women ?
mariand - February 1, 2012, 5:30 am
The proof that sometimes it happens also to women... ;)
caveman - February 1, 2012, 4:26 am
bazinga
ICEMAN - January 31, 2012, 11:12 pm
RL gets that a lot.
KylieM - January 31, 2012, 8:38 pm
that was fast !


ALL DOGS GO TO HEAVEN -


TAGS: dogs child children self esteem
Rating: 4.95/5

More motifakes by Greybeard

Aurielius - September 30, 2015, 10:22 am
great pic and never a truer word spoken on behalf of the most loyal of all animals.
Greybeard - October 13, 2012, 10:33 pm
Thank you for the compliment. You create alot of very nice posters as well and I enjoy them. Posting this on that site per your recommendation. : )
MissPriss - October 13, 2012, 2:20 pm
You create awesome posters greybeard...if you haven't already, post this over at digmydog as well!


UNFORTUNATELY -


TAGS: skinny daydream chewing
Rating: 4.2/5

More motifakes by LiquidAngel

Greeny - July 28, 2015, 9:36 pm
Ha - NSFWife
spacedog - February 8, 2014, 2:33 pm
LOL! That gets a BIG 5L.


IN HELL -


TAGS: hell none dream like jersey
Rating: 4.82/5

More motifakes by Reality Lord

Rabbitearsblog - April 21, 2012, 3:27 pm
Oh my gosh!! This is so awesome!!! Is there a way I can get this poster?
Reality Lord - October 6, 2011, 1:22 pm

send me a pm directly.
NumberXIII - October 6, 2011, 12:15 pm
Is there any way I can get this into a poster?
mariand - October 2, 2011, 8:31 am
Stunning...fav'd
Reality Lord - October 2, 2011, 1:50 am

ty...i think...lol
caveman - October 2, 2011, 1:29 am
Ex5eptional stuff


OH MY GOD!!! - Its that dreaded beast from South America! The Chupasofa!!!




GOING STIR CRAZY -


TAGS: prison school education children
Rating: 3.28/5

More motifakes by Greybeard

EmilioDumphque - December 13, 2012, 6:18 pm
If our prisons were free of Catholics, that might be valid.


HOPES AND DREAMS - Girl: One day I'm going to marry him! Boy: Mmm bacon.




REBUILDING -


TAGS: loss pain rebuild dreams reality
Rating: 4.64/5

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5150monkeylove - February 20, 2013, 11:52 pm
Thanks guys. I shall return soon. It is just harder than hell to make posters with only a phone.
- January 14, 2013, 12:05 pm
brilliant masterpiece!faved it!
mariand - November 11, 2011, 5:01 pm
I like this poster...well said
5150monkeylove - November 11, 2011, 1:25 pm
Hey Hammy! This one is actually a goodbye to someone special. I had to do something with the pain. Sorry I have not been around lately. I am just not feeling the funny.
Azzameen85 - November 11, 2011, 8:43 am
I can relate to that poster. 5L
Hawamleh - November 10, 2011, 9:20 pm
Great poster ! long time no see !
champ99 - November 10, 2011, 8:48 pm
Nice!


CHILDREN - You will guide them. You will teach them right from wrong. Try not to screw it up.


TAGS: children trust guide right wrong
Rating: 4.44/5

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Reality Lord - October 21, 2011, 5:49 pm

better that than a chainsaw....ask three fingers McCabe
GySgt1811a - October 20, 2011, 11:35 am
"...and still, they'll stick their fingers in the fan."


DRINKING - People always say alcohol is the enemy but Jesus wants us to love our enemy call me the 13th disciple


TAGS: drinking dremagnum alcohol blasphemy
Rating: 3.85/5

More motifakes by DreMagnum

thesunshinesing - September 22, 2012, 6:51 pm
please, be nice to God. and be respectful. :)
DreMagnum - October 27, 2009, 9:51 pm
Thanks spacedog, i suck so bad at making posters so its nice to have a decent one for once
spacedog - October 27, 2009, 9:46 pm
I should have said earlier Dre, this is a good poster. The comments count when the votes don't amount.
DreMagnum - October 27, 2009, 7:29 pm
i just noticed a huge drop when vte 31 happened, sorry guys, im being a whiny bitch
agdaniele - October 27, 2009, 7:28 pm
LOL Space!
spacedog - October 27, 2009, 7:28 pm
LMAO! Dre are you working a spread sheet? What did voter #7 cast?
agdaniele - October 27, 2009, 7:27 pm
Dre.... come on now. You must know by now that complaining tends to attract 1L votes here.
DreMagnum - October 27, 2009, 7:24 pm
Voter #31, thanks for the 1 vote
Wheels - October 27, 2009, 7:12 pm
Mr. Dre.. keep 'em coming. From someone who has close to 2000 of them now, there will be ones that you think will do well, and they don't.. and ones that totally surprise you. There are a lot of eyes that visit here, and most are unregistered. have fun
DreMagnum - October 27, 2009, 7:09 pm
Yeah, your poster is better so no complaints, i was just curious
Wheels - October 27, 2009, 7:09 pm
I'm in denver.. sitting on top of Newest gets votes quickly.. luck of the draw. This is a good poster and it is sitting at 4.. which is Really good.
DreMagnum - October 27, 2009, 6:58 pm
Im USA though so mine might have been later
Wheels - October 27, 2009, 6:56 pm
that is strange.. what time of day did yours come out of the Q. If I remember, mine came out around 3, and got a lot of votes very quickly cuz it sat in the newest, on top, for about 2 - 3 hours.
rerun - October 27, 2009, 6:42 pm

Zombie voters have taken over Motifake?
DreMagnum - October 27, 2009, 6:40 pm
Before i begin i want to say im just letting you guys know, this isnt a conspiracy theory, i just think its odd. How does the #1 poster have twice as many votes on as my #2 poster made on the same day?
Lederhosen - October 27, 2009, 12:41 pm
Nice...5L
LogicDude - October 26, 2009, 4:53 pm
"in the" mines even...sheesh! Gotta lay of the sauce when I'm commenting...
LogicDude - October 26, 2009, 4:53 pm
The 8th Dwarf was sleeping it off inthe mines...his name was Alky. 5L!
agdaniele - October 26, 2009, 12:14 pm
5L - so sayeth the flock!
DreMagnum - October 26, 2009, 10:49 am
Thanks guys, I think this one is better than its rating but oh well
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 26, 2009, 2:23 am
5
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 26, 2009, 2:23 am
Raindrops on roses and whiskers on kittens Bright copper kettles and warm woolen mittens Brown paper packages tied up with strings These are a few of my favorite things........Especially the Jamesons.
Bartimaeus - October 26, 2009, 1:52 am
5/5
Bartimaeus - October 26, 2009, 1:52 am
Does this mean I can drink whiskey in church?


HELL IS FOR CHILDREN - Because it's just like Disney World! It's really hot, the lines never end, and all you hear is people screaming.


TAGS: disney hell children fun
Rating: 4.74/5

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newkevind51 - April 15, 2011, 8:18 am
haha kyle its so true...i told you i was stalking you lol >:)
deathgod753 - April 11, 2011, 1:00 pm
yes it is haa ha hahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa


ACTOR - his name is Robert Pattinson. he is not Edward. Edward is not real.




JUST FRIENDS -


TAGS: friend hurt dream smile
Rating: 4.61/5

More motifakes by LiquidAngel

mariand - September 29, 2011, 4:20 am
nice...


COULROPHOBIA -


TAGS: clown sweet dreams
Rating: 3.87/5

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ICEMAN - January 30, 2010, 12:27 am
A little self indulgent but I like it.


MUSTACHE EPIEMIC -


TAGS: mustache epidemic children wytch
Rating: 3.96/5

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nicholsjoshua35 - September 26, 2012, 9:34 pm
It looks like Daffy Duck was here!


ON THE NOSE -


TAGS: smell own fart children
Rating: 4.88/5

More motifakes by LiquidAngel

BeNiceToMe - February 5, 2012, 12:22 pm
yes enough with the poetic sh5t already let's get to business:)
GaryO - February 5, 2012, 11:34 am
Excellent well played, LA


AL BUNDY - Can't get more demotivated than him.


TAGS: al bundy al bundy married with children polk high
Rating: 3.47/5

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rudeboy308 - June 1, 2011, 9:17 pm
I watched that show regularly for the first few years. The late, great Sam Kinison and heavy metal titans Anthrax were guest stars on the show. Those were the days.


CYNICISM -


TAGS: dreams are gone
Rating: 4.95/5

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marlygirl - April 17, 2011, 3:44 pm
Love this 5L
GySgt1811 - April 14, 2011, 9:53 pm
Sometimes I sees one that just makes me stop...sigh...and turn off the 'puter. Me and my Bushmill's are outta here. 'night all. (Oh, btw, 5 dead stares.)
Peso - April 13, 2011, 11:23 am
Man that is deep! 5 Great Depressions
Reality Lord - April 13, 2011, 11:18 am

awesome


DREAMS -


TAGS: dreams question answer
Rating: 4.9/5

More motifakes by steph1

WillH - April 22, 2011, 1:26 am
Why so serious? Where's the lulz?
Sean - April 20, 2011, 3:14 pm
You can't spell "DREAMS" without "REAMS."
Greeny - April 20, 2011, 6:34 am
Very nice Steph!
spacedog - April 19, 2011, 6:16 pm
Nicely done steph1. 5L
alldayfighter - April 19, 2011, 5:41 pm
wonderful
GySgt1811 - April 19, 2011, 4:12 pm
Well done! 5 great hopes!
marlygirl - April 19, 2011, 2:19 pm
darn typos... I meant 5L
marlygirl - April 19, 2011, 2:18 pm
%l, cool pic too


HILLBILLIES AND REDNECKS - Everyone is allowed to dream. Only a few work hard enough to to see them become a reality.


TAGS: hillbillies rednecks dreams work
Rating: 4.5/5

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MissPriss - June 2, 2012, 11:05 pm
Well thank you Krissie and more than happy to hear I made you have a fit :)
Krissie - June 2, 2012, 8:40 pm
Ahhhahaha...I'm dyin' here... 5L eye-watering, mascara runnin', laughing fit here! :D
Bull - May 31, 2012, 4:01 pm
What's that guy's zip code? E-I-E-I-O ??


THE TRUTH - “I love you, and because I love you, I would sooner have you hate me for telling you the truth than adore me for telling you lies.” - Pietro Aretino




BOOGIE WOOGIE BUGLE BOY -


TAGS: andrews sisters wwii
Rating: 4.82/5

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mario447 - December 10, 2011, 11:14 am
hihi


LEGEND SAYS -


TAGS: legend dream awake solitude
Rating: 4.71/5

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Oiler - January 28, 2013, 4:49 pm
This is a great poster...


DRINK YOUR BEER BOY - There's sober children in Somalia ...


TAGS: drink beer sober children somalia
Rating: 4.67/5

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Budog - August 12, 2011, 10:47 am
Grandpa never was known to be very sensitive nor politically correct...
gas - August 12, 2011, 9:39 am
LOL!


TODAY'S CHILDREN -


TAGS: children teens offlineonline extreme bullying
Rating: 4.54/5

More motifakes by tellitlikeitis

nicholsjoshua15 - September 29, 2013, 2:42 pm
Poor souls, may god have mercy on them in the next world. My prayers are with the families.
tellitlikeitis - June 18, 2011, 6:32 am
Unfortunately true... but the truth about it is that it's "them" who are the weak ones!
Reality Lord - June 17, 2011, 8:02 am

all these new rules they have in school are bs. the bottom line is the same now as it was when i was a kid. if they "shove" you....swing back as hard and as often as you can. bullies see "nice people" as weak.
tellitlikeitis - June 16, 2011, 11:48 am
Totally agree Demo. More and more kids today are doing various crimes and these kids are so young! Why not do it when there's not much consequence to face.
Demo33 - June 15, 2011, 11:00 pm
Indeed, however i do believe that if a complaint is made that is how police see it however due to the fact that most bullies are underage nothing comes of it, which is a shame, it definately needs to be taken more seriously.
tellitlikeitis - June 15, 2011, 7:04 pm
The laws need change the wording from "bullying" to "harassment" and charge the bully with man-slaughter.
tellitlikeitis - June 15, 2011, 6:55 pm
No worries Mooooo..Usually it is the ugly kids that get picked on, not today though. Probably jeasouly i guess and insecurity on the bully's part. It's just an aweful shame-- that's all I meant from the poster.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - June 15, 2011, 5:11 pm
Sorry tellit........I miss the heartless sadism of the old motifake
Mooooooooooooooooooo - June 15, 2011, 5:09 pm
Why were the hotter girls bullied?.....they're 4's maybe 5's if I was still drinking.......whatever happened to only picking on the poor and ugly kids?.........BRB, I have to go punch my mailperson.....(she has braces)
tellitlikeitis - June 15, 2011, 12:20 pm
Ouch! I didn't realize that there would be so many comments on this one. Let me just knock those chips off your shoulders.
MilDoc - June 15, 2011, 11:00 am
"Life is pain. Anyone who tells you differently is trying to sell you something."
MilDoc - June 15, 2011, 11:00 am
Bullying will always exist as long as there are insecure a55holes in the world. We don't have to like it, but al least accept the fact. The choice is: whine about how unfair it is, or teach our kids how to deal with it in a constructive, non-lethal way.
Demo33 - June 15, 2011, 6:50 am
tellitlikeitis you obviously have no sence of sarcastic humor, i was bullied very badly at school but delt with it when i realised that A) kids in other parts of the world are starving, homeless etc B)There are assholes everywhere get used to it.
curzondax12 - June 14, 2011, 9:02 pm
what really irks me is usually the bullies who drive them to suicide get no punishment. They boo hoo it up say sorry then go on with there lives while the victim cant.
curzondax12 - June 14, 2011, 9:00 pm
As a bullied youth who now has to cope with schools doing nothing about the bullying of my kids I really have a soft spot for these kids and what they went through.
tellitlikeitis - June 14, 2011, 6:37 pm
As you can all see, their attractive looking kids. Most typically the "bully" is someone who has extreme inadequacies, so they must empower themselves by bringing someone else down--cowards tend to do that. Demo33, obviously you have no kids or no heart.
Demo33 - June 14, 2011, 12:55 pm
ahhh fuck em they probably deserved it. x
Sho - June 14, 2011, 10:32 am
I've been through this at some point, the thoughts of suicide and killing everyone was on my mind
legolasegb - June 14, 2011, 10:16 am
Yeah, but you didn't commit suicide. There's got to be a lot more wrong than just being bullied to prompt someone to commit suicide.
Hawamleh - June 14, 2011, 10:02 am
You'll find that bullying is quite obsolete here in Jordan. It's more of a Hazing thing here.
tellitlikeitis - June 14, 2011, 9:22 am
I think that many of us have been somewhat bullied at sometime or another-- it just breaks my heart to see this happen. These are real pictures of kids that have experienced "extremed bullied".
forseti - June 14, 2011, 3:58 am
well... today is total lack of mercy assignment day. I lol'd... Sorry!
justme - June 14, 2011, 2:08 am
great one... I've been bullied too so i know how it feels...


KITTENS - They called me and said they had found kittens. Ahhh... my girls, so innocent. Unfortunately, they are also so ignorant. But not for much longer.


TAGS: skunks kids children ignorance fail owned
Rating: 4.06/5

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Zealot - May 6, 2010, 2:57 pm
I WANA PET DA KITTY


LONGEVITY -


TAGS: dream problem solve
Rating: 4.83/5

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Sean - September 5, 2012, 11:53 pm
Dare to draem, Bone. Dare to drame.
BoneCD - September 4, 2012, 5:50 pm
I dream of out living my wife. I’d maybe get some peace for my efforts before my crap heart gives out a few days later. But, as karma goes, she’d probably end up in the same place and kick my ass for eternity for doing it. Best not tempt fate. 5L Sean!!!
Airman - September 4, 2012, 5:47 pm
the sight of those bunny ears warms any cockle you can think of
Sean - September 3, 2012, 8:05 pm
Oh you guys! You really know how to get an ol' sailor to come ashore. Now run along. Yer tartin' up the whole warf. I'll be around more from time to time. Tootles.
GaryO - September 3, 2012, 7:09 pm
We-hell, a legend returns. Heard much, read much, seen so much…..welcome home Sean. Don’t be put off by us relative noobs. The fronds are being laid for your re-entry. 5L
gas - September 3, 2012, 8:30 am
he terribly looks like an old version of cillian murphy.. 5L
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 3, 2012, 8:14 am
Sean!! Good to see you man. I hope this means you're back for good. 5L
Greeny - September 3, 2012, 5:48 am
Same here, on both counts-5
Sho - September 2, 2012, 11:58 pm
Ahhh yes I love me some Sean poster. Did I ever mention that your work inspired me to start making my own? 5L


SPIDERS - The next time you see that daddy longleg scurrying around on the ground just remember this picture


TAGS: spider dremagnum
Rating: 3.33/5

More motifakes by DreMagnum

M0rd3kaI - March 12, 2012, 12:30 pm
"MOMMY!!! Can I have one!? 5 bird sized pets
Ed-Hyde - October 21, 2009, 9:57 am
Golden Orb Weaver I think. They are also found in America. Pretty darn startling when you are face to face with one.
Ronski - October 20, 2009, 7:47 pm
Yeah, Aussie spiders kick arse. 5L
aaa - October 20, 2009, 3:23 pm
WHOA! Is this for real?? COOL!!!!


CHILDREN - Much tastier than Big Macs


TAGS: grimus mcdonald s children
Rating: 3.24/5

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Produceman117 - December 18, 2009, 12:15 am
What if this really did happen that day and nobody was paying attention? Like what if he ate him and everything? How much would that suck?
Marvin Wankerstein - December 17, 2009, 9:20 pm
Yum, crunchy...
MrRandom - December 17, 2009, 8:44 pm
Om nom nom?
GreyScorpion - December 17, 2009, 8:44 pm
must not taste good, look at him Grimace.


I'VE NEVER WATCHED BADMINTON BEFORE -


TAGS: olympics crushed dreams
Rating: 4.91/5

More motifakes by Airman

mariand - August 3, 2012, 1:49 am
lol...sadly funny


SANTA CLAUS - "It's too bad you saw me, Timmy. Now I have to kill you."




COOLING OFF EH -




CONTUMACIOUS -


TAGS: contumacious ugly drag crossdresser homo fag gay
Rating: 2.57/5

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fascistfrenchman - December 17, 2010, 4:10 am
I think Darwin is throwing in the towel.
Guest091 - August 9, 2009, 8:17 am
If that's your mother Dilly, than DAMN, do I feel sorry for you.
DillyRat - July 24, 2009, 4:53 am
That's my Mom!
rerun - April 20, 2009, 7:59 pm

see, the boy meets the girl, then they date. On the 3rd date, he puts his "thing" in her "thing". Later, she finds out she is pregnant. Then she drinks lots of coolaid, cause her cousin told her that is the way to get un-pregnant. In 9 months, Viola!
fdfdfddddfdfdfdf - April 20, 2009, 7:50 pm
How can such a thing exist!


GET TO WORK -


TAGS: work computer dreams
Rating: 2.44/5

More motifakes by sickartist

ronsart - November 23, 2009, 10:10 pm
lol...u kids make me appreciate Canadians...lol
TheTrashHeap - November 23, 2009, 10:03 pm
well... 2 things if you count moooooooooooooo's alcoholism.
TheTrashHeap - November 23, 2009, 10:00 pm
Hello Mr Ronsart! Thanks for the welcome back! Your stuff just keeps getting better and better. No matter how long im gone for one thing on this site is constant.
ronsart - November 23, 2009, 9:39 pm
LMAO!!!! I'm a good boy now...for the time being...lol
agdaniele - November 23, 2009, 9:38 pm
You are the best at doing what you do to who I'm supposed to be doing it to!
ronsart - November 23, 2009, 9:37 pm
I got her to yelling YOUR NAME now...at least 3 times a day now...lol
agdaniele - November 23, 2009, 9:35 pm
Back-handed flattery will get you everywhere, TTH!
agdaniele - November 23, 2009, 9:34 pm
Great cook? LOL! My girl been talking in her sleep again, Ron?
ronsart - November 23, 2009, 9:33 pm
haven,t had a chance to welcome u back Mr. TrashHeap...glad u got internet again...and AggiE also kind and a great cook!
TheTrashHeap - November 23, 2009, 9:32 pm
Or "good kind of timmy, good kind of tunnel, good kind of politifake, good kind of American beer.....
TheTrashHeap - November 23, 2009, 9:31 pm
It's like saying "good kind of kidney stone" or "good kind of venereal disease".
TheTrashHeap - November 23, 2009, 9:29 pm
Yeah but can I really say " good kind of Nazi"?
agdaniele - November 23, 2009, 9:21 pm
That sure sounded fair and unbalanced.
TheTrashHeap - November 23, 2009, 9:19 pm
No worries AggiE you are the good kind of Nazi......wait a sec that doesn't sound right!
agdaniele - November 23, 2009, 9:17 pm
LOL... thanks TTH... I think. Wait... well, ok. This is actually an exact despair, inc poster quote.
TheTrashHeap - November 23, 2009, 9:14 pm
Quality over quantity Nazi!!!!!!!!!!! AgdanielE for the win!
agdaniele - November 23, 2009, 9:04 pm
You're the second one lately who has gone outside their own vacant mind to create poor posters.
agdaniele - November 23, 2009, 9:02 pm
So, the lesson here, my motifakers, is that plagiarism isn't plagiarism if you change the picture and copy only the text verbatim, ok?


DUMPSTER BABIES - They go into the BLUE bin. Not the Green one!


TAGS: babies children kids fetus trash garbage
Rating: 3.47/5

More motifakes by BuZZbomb

Stuart - November 17, 2008, 1:26 pm
Whoever made this, You should be ashamed of yourself! This is just sick!
NY'er - November 11, 2008, 9:36 am
Blue Bin It!!


STREET OF BROKEN DREAMS -




STAR LIGHT STAR BRIGHT -


TAGS: wish isa dream yourheart makes
Rating: 4.42/5

More motifakes by Airman

Airman - April 16, 2012, 7:18 pm
totally agree. he was right. let's move on now. I have a nap coming up
Hawamleh - April 16, 2012, 7:10 pm
If the criticism is on the mark, it doesn't matter where it came from, when he starts going off the makrk, that's when you hold him up. And a few trips between goldmedals don't matter none Airman haha :D
holymoly - April 16, 2012, 6:35 pm
I knew it was a repeat when I saw it, but I've seen a few comments from this member and assumed he was a reg I've never heard of based on his criticisms. Turs out he has 6 posters and no posts. A little fresh to be policing our site like a greybeard
Airman - April 16, 2012, 6:32 pm
my first thought was Did I repeat one? I have done that before.. the age thing is a bitch
holymoly - April 16, 2012, 6:30 pm
We need to get you a badge officer pengen..... try a few more posters before you bomb on on a respected member no matter how deserving they may be
Airman - April 16, 2012, 6:30 pm
and I added my 1L
Airman - April 16, 2012, 6:28 pm
i found it.. never saw it before..
Airman - April 16, 2012, 6:25 pm
it is? what number is it..
spypengen - April 16, 2012, 6:16 pm
this is already a demotivational poster 1L for repeats


CROSSDRESSING - is a fun hobby!


TAGS: crossdress
Rating: 3.63/5

More motifakes by elf25s

Anonymous2 - September 12, 2010, 11:17 pm
Go to Sexylosers.com to see the rest of the NSFW comics, but only if you're 18 or older.
autumnspirit - September 12, 2010, 10:55 pm
I so, did not see that coming lol


A CHIP ON YOUR SHOULDER - Life is far to short to carry grudges around with you... Address the issues.., move on, and lose the Chip's... Unless they're covered in Ketchup..!!




DREAMS... - Playing the biggest ass on tv got him an emmy, imagine what you can accomplish.


TAGS: dreams playing ass house
Rating: 4.29/5

More motifakes by MysteriousWoman5150

nicholsjoshua15 - May 1, 2013, 11:18 am
I never thought of Doctor - House as an ass. He was usually logically right and morally right. Everyone fussed at him for taking pills yet they were all on drugs, everyone. I could get along with someone like Doctor - House.
Peso - July 21, 2011, 8:08 am
Yeah, but he plays a smart ass on tv. Get it? :}
forseti - July 21, 2011, 1:36 am
his motifakes are even better than the series!


Famous Last Words -


TAGS: guns children safety nra constitution
Rating: 4.2/5

More motifakes by Greybeard

MashiMashi - September 15, 2014, 10:50 am
this all the victims fault, you're a range safety officer for a reason.
Greybeard - September 7, 2014, 5:37 am
Tragic incident. Most states do not allow children to start driving until they are 16. I believe guns should be the same. Both present a serious danger to adolescents.
Tyche - September 7, 2014, 1:04 am
Too soon, man. My sympathies to the girl and her family, and to the victim and his family. An Arizona resident who cares.


SLOW CHILDREN - You still can't hunt them


TAGS: greg hunt hunting slow children funny sign sports celebrity kill
Rating: 2.85/5

More motifakes by Gergroy

Max - May 23, 2008, 9:38 pm
I have a permit that proves you wrong. :D


HARRY DRESDEN - Apparently more awesome than Max Payne.




THE ROCK - Never got the memo


TAGS: dremagnum the rock wrestling is fake
Rating: 4.38/5

More motifakes by DreMagnum

autumnspirit - January 2, 2011, 12:56 am
Still love this one lol
jeffhardy25 - January 2, 2011, 12:48 am
5 fake rock bottoms
Krissie - March 12, 2010, 7:14 pm
LMFAO! 5L's...
LogicDude - January 21, 2010, 9:25 am
I can smell what all 5 Lions are cookin'!
Anonymous2 - January 20, 2010, 11:52 pm
5Ls for a new take on an old meme.
blackmamba - January 20, 2010, 1:00 am
LOL I almost peed my pants when I read the last part haha 5 chair smashing L's for you my friend!
spacedog - January 19, 2010, 10:26 pm
Woot! Classic Dre, 5Ls.
CpnKangaroo - January 19, 2010, 10:21 pm
OMFG awesome. 5/5 pile drivers


C O S P L A Y - ANIME's sexy cousin.


TAGS: sexy girls dressup legs comic butts tits
Rating: 4.19/5

More motifakes by Cubbybear

fascistfrenchman - October 20, 2010, 7:26 am
They're Neapolitan. What's your flavour: strawberry, chocolate, or vanilla?


MICHAEL JACKSON -


TAGS: michael jackson children kids rape
Rating: 3.55/5

More motifakes by Solgard

la la - October 29, 2009, 1:48 am
Fuck you. He never raped anykid so go fuck yourself
lul - June 26, 2009, 10:12 pm
he dead now sucka!
Scorpio7 - February 12, 2009, 11:08 pm
ONLY if your child has a penis.


BROKEN DREAMS -


TAGS: breaking the dream
Rating: 3.47/5

More motifakes by Sean

Motifake Wit Liberation Front - April 5, 2009, 11:09 am
This is brilliant! One of my favorite motifakes ever ever ever! 5 Lions and a thousand bonus points ( at the current exchange rate from US bonus points to Canadian, that means 1229 bonus points for you.)


LIFE - Someone needs to get one.




DUMB AND DUMBER -


TAGS: child children learning education
Rating: 4.14/5

More motifakes by Greybeard

Greybeard - October 15, 2012, 9:54 pm
LoL. Well, Im glad Im not the only person to realize that we are in the midst of a scurvy epidemic... : )
Iconoclast - October 15, 2012, 11:31 am
It is tough to learn that lemons are good for you - - - - they help prevent Scurvy, and they go well with Vodka and Tequila. Lessons to be learned early. :-)


REALITY -


TAGS: life time dream imagination comic fan anime girl cosplay sexy
Rating: 3.92/5

More motifakes by giulio

ajlm9498 - June 2, 2011, 7:23 pm
Birdy Decoded
agdaniele - April 14, 2010, 1:36 am
GheyForce
terrikavalon - April 14, 2010, 1:27 am
Anyone know what anime/manga this character is from?
aesop's folly - November 9, 2009, 4:07 pm
*smiles* fap


DOUBLE ENTENDRE - I thought you said she was curvy! Ooooooh! Wait.... I get it!


TAGS: double entendre
Rating: 3.55/5

More motifakes by Losifer

Rudedog - December 13, 2012, 9:17 pm
So wrong and uncomfortable. gotta give an anonymous 5l
Iconoclast - August 24, 2010, 9:23 pm
I liked the pairing of the pix. Not perfection, but still very good. 4L
Losifer - August 24, 2010, 8:04 pm
Thanks for believing! I had to get this one out of my head.
Faceplant31 - August 24, 2010, 6:28 pm
3L Losifer, i think ya could have done this better.


DAYDREAMING - Chewbacca Dreamed of Being Han Solo's Wookie Co-Pilot




UGLY CHILDREN - Dispose of them here


TAGS: children
Rating: 2.11/5

More motifakes by Brian

- - October 28, 2008, 10:11 pm
Repetitive: It repeats.


DISCIPLINE - Parents who are afraid to put their foot down usually have children who step on their toes


TAGS: weak parents make weak children
Rating: 4.65/5

More motifakes by Sho

Buzzramjet - February 11, 2012, 9:41 pm
What a cute picture.


CHILDHOOD DREAMS - Every little girl dreams to be just like her mom


TAGS: dreams
Rating: 4.28/5

More motifakes by mike34

agdaniele - July 29, 2010, 7:53 pm
That is horrible and repulsive parenting! She's far too close to a live outlet! (let's wait til she's 19 before we judge)
angelous - July 29, 2010, 3:54 pm
creeeeepy... LOL.


MORE TOUHOU FAN ART -


TAGS: touhou flandre remelia fan art
Rating: 2.46/5

More motifakes by Tracker

EOCB - November 4, 2010, 4:00 am
the girl to the left also appeared in 9.5 (didn't have enough space)
EOCB - November 4, 2010, 3:58 am
you probably know this by now, but let me correct you anyways. there are 12 main games and 6 more spin-off games with a total of 18 games in the canon series. the girl to the left only appeared in 6 and the girl to the right appeared in 6 7.5 8 and 10.5
agdaniele - July 24, 2010, 1:28 am
Yeesh.
ICEMAN - July 23, 2010, 11:42 pm
Oh yeah, that makes a difference.
Tracker - July 23, 2010, 11:32 pm
Not Anime, Video game... Based on the game Touhou 1-... think its 14 or something, both these chars appeared in touhou 8 or 9 i think
Mr. Shiny - July 23, 2010, 11:30 pm
I feel odd that this one did not get rejected.
ICEMAN - July 23, 2010, 11:23 pm
Anime... 1


~ EVIL CHILDREN ~ - They attack you when you are distracted.


TAGS: evil children attack distracted rnr
Rating: 2.35/5

More motifakes by RnR

king - September 2, 2008, 7:34 am
Kicking you in your balls with their tiny feet since 1622
kids. - August 26, 2008, 5:07 am
they want your brains!!!!!


REALISATION -


TAGS: dreams fire smoke died life
Rating: 4.86/5

More motifakes by caveman

maoworks2 - January 5, 2012, 4:44 pm
Yeah, I Know.
Greeny - January 5, 2012, 7:04 am
Zee culprit is illusive, no?
mariand - January 5, 2012, 6:57 am
yeah, and throw it in the fire...lol


FORWARD PLANNING -




CYBERLOVE -


TAGS: love possibilities dream internet rerun
Rating: 4.71/5

More motifakes by rerun

pzykosiz - November 27, 2010, 3:40 am
i've met a lot of people on the internet. normally their in .jpeg format
rerun - November 26, 2010, 4:10 pm

amazing, I never met anybody who found love on the internet....just lust
Cubbybear - November 26, 2010, 3:54 pm
12
Cubbybear - November 26, 2010, 3:54 pm
I met my spouse in cyberspace.!2 years now


REALITY -


TAGS: childhood dreams reality ugly hammy
Rating: 4.61/5

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Hawamleh - November 16, 2010, 7:57 pm
Nah My saying Goes More Like "Sobriety, Not even Once"
Reality Lord - November 16, 2010, 5:31 pm

meth...not even once.


INSOMNIA -




COSPLAY - Because when it comes to getting a geek's attention, a girl's got to do what a girl's got to do. Now where did I leave my panties...?


TAGS: okay boys and girls this is a one shot deal this is how i dressed up for the last comicon now please stop asking
Rating: 3.62/5

More motifakes by Briton of Rose

agdaniele - July 16, 2010, 12:01 am
Bump
GreyScorpion - January 19, 2010, 2:34 pm
LOL!! @ comments
DreMagnum - December 9, 2009, 9:30 pm
Wow, proves Naru isnt a nerd i guess.
TheTrashHeap - December 9, 2009, 9:29 pm
More importantly who is the chick with the great big Take Fits? Is it magic saline that protects against spells?
Zed - December 9, 2009, 9:27 pm
Dre, you are indeed correct, that's *looks up reference* Firiona Vi, a demigoddess who's perview has to do with magic, I think. She appears in most of the Evercrack, er, Everquest artwork.
DreMagnum - December 9, 2009, 9:10 pm
And isnt this Everquest, not a mage from Warcraft?
DreMagnum - December 9, 2009, 9:09 pm
Wow Naru, you look different in this picture
Sean - October 28, 2009, 2:02 pm
No I'n not. But yes I do. Tootles.
Narutarded - October 27, 2009, 11:00 pm
Are you saying you're going as a geriatric version of me in that same outfit? Hope you've got the legs for it. ;)
Sean - October 27, 2009, 4:42 pm
(This is actually just a little foreshadowing to my upcoming Halloween contribution.)
Sean - October 27, 2009, 4:41 pm
Yeah. Welcome to MY world. But trust me on this, it gets old fast.
Narutarded - October 27, 2009, 4:39 pm
I just picked what I thought was a generic mage costume, but I guess I became a goddess. Go figure.
_Ally - October 27, 2009, 4:23 pm
Ok I'm gunna geek it up...Thats Faydwer (sp) from EverQuest. Well thats what shes supposed to be. One of the dieties. *goes back to her geeking*
LURCH - October 14, 2009, 12:29 am
used to be a boy scout, NEVER saw that at a camporee!! all that and we share taste for women!!! We should grab a beer sometime
CANADA - October 6, 2009, 2:33 pm
well this gets a 5!
Narutarded - October 6, 2009, 5:08 am
I was dressed (if you can call it that) as a human mage from World of Warcraft. The girls who went as elves, however... Well, let's just say it looked like a Boy Scout Jamboree, there were so many tents being pitched.
Ed-Hyde - October 5, 2009, 10:52 am
Yea, they tend to cause divorces.
agdaniele - October 5, 2009, 10:49 am
Perhaps I'll pass on said gatherings.
agdaniele - October 5, 2009, 10:48 am
Noted. Thanks, Jmac. Still... I don't know what sort of character she's supposed to be, but wow.
Jmac0585 - October 5, 2009, 10:18 am
AG- they don't all look like that.
spacedog - October 5, 2009, 10:14 am
Stunning.
agdaniele - October 4, 2009, 10:51 am
I had never heard of cosplay before this site. I don't do online gaming, nor any of those conventions. I've been wrong.


1964 - A good year for guys in gowns


TAGS: guys gowns crossdresses transvestites 1964 rnr
Rating: 2.29/5

More motifakes by RnR

Motifake Wit Liberation Front - August 26, 2008, 12:59 am
Three Dollars!!!??? In 1964 money? Why, that's insane! Gas was only 30 cents a gallon! Ohhh, limited edition! Well, that explains everything.


I WOULD HAVE JUST POSTED THE PICTURE ITSELF... - But that would require me to look at it for an extended period of time...


TAGS: stephen gammell creepy picture the dream lady scary scarred for life
Rating: 1.6/5

More motifakes by LIGHTPIE7

Sexy Curves - September 1, 2009, 4:06 am
WTF? Are you serious?
Anonymous2 - August 31, 2009, 1:00 pm
Umm... I'm suppossed to be scarred for life by a children's book cover? You fail! Good day, sir!


DREAMS -




SAVE ME -


TAGS: losing dream
Rating: 4.89/5

More motifakes by LiquidAngel

maoworks2 - December 27, 2011, 8:24 am
Sorry I Can't Help Myself.


SURVIVAL -


TAGS: life dream strange terrible world
Rating: 4.74/5

More motifakes by spacedog

GaryO - August 3, 2012, 7:30 pm
Nice pic, nice caption, solid 5L. Cheers, space


TRICK QUESTION - "Does this dress make my ass look big?


TAGS: big ass dress mother s day
Rating: 4.22/5

More motifakes by MilDoc

champ99 - May 6, 2011, 8:03 pm
No, but that pile of sh*t does.


SLIDING - Doing it gracefully is for sissies!!!




EXPLANATION - Anyone who has experienced the wonderfull joy of unattended children will know what this sign means


TAGS: children funny unattended
Rating: 2.47/5

More motifakes by ZuperFarDK

pro - October 13, 2008, 3:21 am
It looks like a firing range, so I would think the problem of unattended children solves itself.


LEGO - Nothing says creativity quite like Lego. And they aren't necessarily talking about your kid.


TAGS: jobs children marketing
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

MissPriss - February 20, 2013, 7:42 pm
Space.....where did you think those teeny weeny people came from? Glad to see yo....your avatar gracing the place...again teehee.
spacedog - February 20, 2013, 7:25 pm
HA! This must be the sequel to their "fun with procreation" set. ;)
MissPriss - February 20, 2013, 3:07 pm
Mine were anything I could torture my little brother with...teehee! Thanks for the comment Ugs.
ughomer - February 20, 2013, 2:40 pm
Tinker Toys were my Mom's fav's while my Old Man preferred Lincoln Logs!


THE QUARTER BOUNCE - The only way to test if that dress qualifies as 'tight'.




CHILDHOOD -


TAGS: children poverty adoption
Rating: 4.97/5

More motifakes by forseti

tellitlikeitis - August 9, 2011, 10:15 pm
What a twist. Excellent thinking here. But also sad to think about "my life would be different if....".
spacedog - August 9, 2011, 6:10 pm
LMAO! Love this one Forseti. 5L
forseti - August 9, 2011, 4:16 am
thx V. Uh, btw: I completely forgot to thank crankyhead for his help with the grammar! Sorry cranky!!
Verdeckt - August 9, 2011, 4:12 am
Beautiful.


NEWSPAPER DRESS -


TAGS: newspaper dress date wrong read
Rating: 4.84/5

More motifakes by almarpa

almarpa - August 21, 2010, 4:42 pm
Thank you folks. I am trying to improve although is dificult
spacedog - August 20, 2010, 6:05 pm
Good one almarpa. 5L (no I'm just reading the b00bs... I mean news.)
Faceplant31 - August 20, 2010, 10:33 am
Beautiful! Now this is a damn good and funny fake! 5L alpaca


WHAT IS THE POINT - in dreaming, when everything I wanted already slipped through my fingers...


TAGS: dreams slip through finger
Rating: 4.81/5

More motifakes by TrueGrave

HallieMarie - February 6, 2012, 8:48 am
It's amazing, TG.
tellitlikeitis - October 22, 2011, 12:26 pm
Wow, so nice and depressing. Great poster.
TrueGrave - October 21, 2011, 3:15 pm
My first motifake, I was thrilled it was accepted.
mariand - October 20, 2011, 7:04 pm
I like thi5


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